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AI Thomas

 

Unlock the power of over 500 Novel Marketing Podcast episodes with a single question.
Marketing Answers on Demand
AI Thomas delivers insights straight from the mind of Thomas Umstattd, distilled into instant, actionable advice tailored to you.
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Every answer comes with links to the exact podcast episodes AI Thomas sourced. Want to dive deeper? Just click and hear it straight from Human Thomas himself. Get answers unfiltered, in-depth, and ready to inspire your next breakthrough.
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Say goodbye to endless searching. AI Thomas can pinpoint the exact episode that answers your question. It’s like having a master marketer sift through the haystack to hand you the needle.
No Guesswork. No Nonsense.

AI Thomas keeps it real. If it doesn’t have an episode to back up a response, it’ll tell you. Plus, every answer is sourced.

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Pitch Generators

Generate back cover copy, a one-paragraph pitch, a one-sentence pitch, and alternative titles.

Fiction

Generate Pitch

Nonfiction

Generate Pitch

Scifi/Fantasy

Generate Pitch

Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

Generate Plot Pitch

Romance
 

Generate Pitch

Pitch Optimizer

 

Optimize Pitch

Live Patrons-Only Q&A

Join Thomas Umstattd Jr. for an exclusive live Q&A, where you can ask your burning questions face-to-face on camera and tap into the collective wisdom of fellow patrons! These dynamic bonus episodes drop monthly, packed with insider insights just for you.
Can’t make it live? No problem!
Replays let you jump straight to the answers you need, tailored to your curiosity.Don’t miss your chance to connect, learn, and level up with Thomas and your creative community!
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The world’s most comprehensive

Podcast Host

Directory

Get in contact with over 10,000 podcast hosts from around the world! Currently available for Novel Marketing Podcast patrons only.

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Book Covers

 

Design Brief Generator

Get the best design possible from your human designers with this design brief generator. 

Generate Brief

Book Cover Design Analyzer

Find out if your book cover fits its genre, and get tips for potential improvements.

Analyze Cover

Ad Suitability Scanner

Find out how to make your book cover suitable for advertising on platforms like Amazon and Meta. 

Scan Cover

Exclusive Discounts

Patrons qualify for over $500 in discounts on many of Author Media’s top courses, Book Vault, and more.

Some of the discounts include:

  • 50% off Author Email Academy
  • 50% off Author Podcast Academy
  • 50% off Publishing A to Z
  • 50% off Tax & Business Guide for Authors
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Branding Tools

 

Life Themer

Find the theme of your life from the themes of your favorite films. 

Tag Line Brainstormer

Get a list of potential taglines.

About Page Builder

Transform your about page into an irresistible read.

Discover Theme
Generate Taglines
Craft About Page